SOMEONE ASKED THE EEL.
What does the eel know about you?
FREE (DAILY)
THE EEL IS ONLINE
EEL HOTLINE
Talk to The Eel live
30 seconds to endless
🪙 FROM 25 COINS
CHOOSE YOUR EXPERIENCE
NEW EXPERIENCES?
Leave your address and the eel will write to you when something new drips out.
call the slimiest star of the show, LIVE
ready when you are...
3 minutes with the eel · 60 coins · timer starts when he picks up
0:00
connected to the eel
a personal, whispered slime-tale, read just for you
✦ your name, your age, your town — woven into the story ✦
one story
$3.99
costs 25 eel-coins
connecting...
crack it open — hear your slimy fortune, read by the eel himself
a 3-minute Eel-fulness session — breathe with the eel
✦ recorded by the eel himself — he insisted ✦
one session
$3.99
costs 25 eel-coins
connecting...
THE EEL SCRATCHER™
Scratch and see what The Eel reveals.
Match 3 to win. Magic Michael wins instantly.
▸ WHAT ARE MY CHANCES?
No prize70%
Small prize (20–30 coins)20%
Medium prize (35–60 coins)7%
Big prize (75–150 coins)2.5%
Magic Michael / jackpot0.5%
A card costs 20 coins and returns about 10 on average. Prizes are coins only.
Most cards do not win. Coins have no cash value and cannot be paid out.
MICHAEL & THE EEL
COLLECTOR CARDS™
COLLECTOR CARDS™
Open a pack. Collect the incidents.
6 cards per pack · tap to reveal, then tap to continue
YOUR PACK
MY COLLECTION
SEND AN EEL CARD
Free. Slightly regrettable.
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always free · no coins
