SOMEONE ASKED THE EEL.
What does the eel know about you?
CHOOSE YOUR EXPERIENCE
THE EEL SHOP
shirts, totes and other damp objects
VISIT →
THE EEL'S PLACE™
He wants you to watch…
📹 9 security cameras in his apartment
📺 WTF22 TV — watch what he watches
📻 WTF22 RADIO — Michael & The Eel on air
✉ slide a note under his door · ⌕ zoom in on anything
2 cameras open · $4.99 unlocks all 9, his radio and his tv
already bought it?
Enter the email you paid with and we'll put you straight back in.
slide a note under his door · catch him staring back
KEEP ME UPDATED
Leave your address and the eel will write to you when something new drips out.
call the slimiest star of the show, LIVE
ready when you are...
3 minutes with the eel · timer starts when he picks up
0:00
connected to the eel
let the eel say it for you
⚠️ “I only get one take. Make it a good one.”
he said it.
surprise your enemy · rescue a birthday · seduce your spouse · hydrate your ego
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whatever you put here, he will use. at your own risk.
⚠️
This will be a NEW recording.
Your current one will be replaced and you will be charged again.
one take — he does not get a second
crack it open — hear your slimy fortune, read by the eel himself
THE EEL'S PLACE™
9 cameras · his radio · his tv
He wants you to watch…
already bought it?
watch him live his life. he cannot see you. probably.
a 3-minute Eel-fulness session — breathe with the eel
✦ recorded by the eel himself — he insisted ✦
one session
$3.49
one session
connecting...
MICHAEL & THE EEL
COLLECTOR CARDS™
COLLECTOR CARDS™
Open a pack. Collect the incidents.
6 cards per pack · tap to reveal, then tap to continue
YOUR PACK
MY COLLECTION
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Free. Slightly regrettable.
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